From The Onion via. Jeff Yang on Facebook.
AOMORI, JAPAN—At first glance, 17-year-old Misaki Nakajima seems like any other shy and submissive Japanese schoolgirl. She loves shopping, text messaging, and the color pink. But beneath her wholesome exterior lies a wicked secret: Misaki Nakajima is consumed by sexual fantasies involving sweaty, middle-aged American men.
"I can't explain it," said Nakajima, dressed in a pleated miniskirt and pure white knee socks. "There's just something about American men who are at least twice my age and nearly three times my body weight that totally drives me wild."
Added Nakajima, "They're so hot."
Though she finds all pasty, middle-aged men intoxicating, Nakajima said balding Midwesterners who carry most of their weight in their stomach particularly turn her on.
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And here I thought Japanese Schoolgirls favored giant transforming robots when it came to their amorous demonstrations.
The otaku fansite squidoo has some information on the Kiss Players here:
http://www.squidoo.com/transformers-kiss-players
The official Kiss Player toy website is here:
http://www.takaratomy.co.jp/products/TF/kiss/
One might note that Kiss Player could be seen as a play on "Cosplayer."
I just call that wishful thinking.
Unlike the Onion article, the above is not parody/spoof.
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