Friday, May 22, 2009

New in the Tulkinghorn family t-shirt drawer

Never let it be said that the Tulkinghorns are not fashion forward.

The number one seller in apparel at Amazon represents a landmark of internet snark.

There are 494 reviews of this product, including one with an astonishing 6,000 favorable votes:

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.


Generic said...

"I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women."

Generic said...

Better yet: you cover the books with brown paper, now wear the tee shirts!

Tulkinghorn said...

Much more sympathetic:

Generic said...

Oh, brother. (Rolls eyes.)