Friday, May 22, 2009

New in the Tulkinghorn family t-shirt drawer

Never let it be said that the Tulkinghorns are not fashion forward.

The number one seller in apparel at Amazon represents a landmark of internet snark.

There are 494 reviews of this product, including one with an astonishing 6,000 favorable votes:

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

4 comments:

Generic said...

"I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women."

Generic said...

Better yet: you cover the books with brown paper, now wear the tee shirts!

http://poeticlicenseprinting.com/artists/hardcasecrime.html

Tulkinghorn said...

Much more sympathetic:

http://www.artmeetsmatter.com/proddetail.php?prod=peng-canv15

Generic said...

Oh, brother. (Rolls eyes.)