Never let it be said that the Tulkinghorns are not fashion forward.
The number one seller in apparel at Amazon represents a landmark of internet snark.
There are 494 reviews of this product, including one with an astonishing 6,000 favorable votes:
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.