Saturday, November 28, 2009

Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Courtesy of the comments to Caustic Cover Critic, I have discovered the wonderful "How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?" by Hiroyuki Nishigaki (author of "Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a after His Death". The two books are frequently bought together, which suggests a new meaning to the word "frequently").

Pretty eneffable stuff, perhaps best exemplified by the following Statistically Improbable Phrases (Has there ever been a more precise description?)

happy lucky feeling, dirty stickiness, old black excrement, central energy pipe, denting navel, dirty energy bodies, constricting anus, white lukewarm water, dent navel, sticky inner space, bitter love trouble, subtle unpleasant lamp, times everyday following, bad stickiness, dirty energy body, peculiar inner silence, useful third attention, heavy oil sea, proper exercise everyday, constrict anus, sticky bloody pus, black solid excrement, bad bowel movement

People on my Christmas list may find a treat (or two!) under the tree.



5 comments:

Christian Lindke said...

Put this up there with English as She is Spoke.

Anonymous said...

Hello. And Bye.

Generic said...

Is it a step forward, or backward, that we've finally published something so offensive it turned a potential user away?

And that it was Tulk who managed this feat? Priceless!

(If he responds by taking it down he's banned for life.)

Tulkinghorn said...

Offensive? I'll give you offensive...

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1425992609

Amazon Tags:

WTF
Crazy
Bat-crap crazy

Christian Lindke said...

From offensive to awesome. I now give unto thee the sweetness that is the Three Wolf T-Shirt.

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-Black/dp/B000NZW3KC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1259531707&sr=8-1

You must, must read the comments for this item. It is one of the great comedy reads in the history of mankind.