Tuesday, November 3, 2009

More Boris!

Boris the crime fighter... Is there nothing he can't do? According to the woman he rescued:

"I was texting on my phone so didn't notice the girls until they pushed me against the car, quite hard," Armstrong said. "At first it was quite funny, because they were only about 12. Then I saw that one of them had an iron bar in her hand. It was more than a metre long. It was as big as her.

"Then along came a cyclist. And I thought, 'Good, he's a big bloke,' and shouted, 'Can you help me please?'

"He stopped and turned around and I thought, 'Oh, my God, it's Boris Johnson.'

"He asked the girls what was going on, and at first they didn't move, so I said, 'That's the mayor of London!' and they ran off. They must have thought they were going to get in trouble. One dropped the bar, so Boris picked it up and cycled after them. He returned a few minutes later and walked me home....

1 comment:

Christian Lindke said...

I think the kids were in the right here -- hoodies and all. It's time for the new generation to revolt over the tyranny of environmental activist documentary filmmakers!

I am an Antichrist
I am an Anarchist
I know what I want and I know how to get it.
I wanna destroy passerby!

Fifteen or fight!